Salma Hayek Cures World Hunger with Milkalicious Tittyballs

It takes a village to raise a child. And it takes one woman–one magical, mystical woman–with breasts that generate more nourishment than your average Wisconsin diary farm to feed that village. That woman is Salma "Bouncy Mounds" Hayek, and she apparently whipped out a tit and fed a random baby during a recent trip to Sierra Leone. IMDb dishes the milk:

Appearing on Thursday's Today show in America, Hayek simply nodded as host Kathie Lee Gifford asked, "You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk – and you nursed that baby?" And then said, "It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can."

"The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn't have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby. You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."

Yes. It was the nourishment that gave him that look in his eyes. The nourishment. Yes. Had Salma looked a little more closely, she probably would have seen that this "baby" was a grown man, starving for nothing more than a sip of the ambrosia flowing from her gilded pitchers. Like Marlon Wayans in Little Man.