When you’re famous, you expect to be seated when you show up to a restaurant. When you’re famous and super hot, you definitely expect it. When you’re famous, super hot, and married to a billionaire, you seriously better get goddamn seated. And when you’re famous, super hot, married to a billionaire, and you possess the most buoyant, most life-changingly toothsome gazongas in the land, the restaurant best stab people at an existing table and let you use their lifeless bodies as seating. This did not happen to Salma Hayek at the Chateau Marmont, and she was not happy. Faded Youth reports (via Radar Online):
The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her – Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish.
Unfortunately we must now admit that we never paid attention during high school Spanish class because we have no idea what Salma was yelling in Spanish.
But we’re pretty sure she wasn’t yelling how happy she was and how much she loved the restaurant. The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.
Frankly, that’s pretty savvy. Going apeshit in Spanish always sounds more forceful and brutal than English apeshit. It really gets the point across and it doesn’t even matter what you’re saying. Salma was probably just secretly reciting the lyrics to the Strawberry Shortcake theme song. “¿Quién barre su piso en un pastel de fresa? Juega al aire libre de una torta de fresa? Juegos y tareas en una torta de fresa? Strawberry Shortcake, no ya sabe!!!!!” Sounds brutal.
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Just because you have more money than God, a few awards and nominations and the praise of your peers doesn’t mean you can get the best seats in the house when it’s busy. You have to time these things, you know.
WHAT A TOTAL BITCH!