We blew our "Sexy Lady Story" wad on Monday with Paris, Lindsay, and Ashley, so it's only fitting that today be marked by nothing more erotic than dogfighting busts and Posh Spice taking the kids out for some Jack Daniels battered shrimp at TGI Friday's. Luckily, Taxi Driver came through with this sweet pic of Jude Law's ex, Sadie Frost, her nipples blasting their way through a bra and a layer of cotton. And for all you little shavelings who are more High School Musical than Dracula, let us make things slightly more current: America's Next Top Model alum Eva Marcille/Pigford may have a sex tape. Commenters on the site have helpfully pointed out that the eye color of the girl in the picture is not that same as Eva's, and the sex girl has a mole on her chin, so it's probably not her. We've conducted our own thorough analysis and research involving a graphing calculator, an abacus, and nonstop masturbation and have concluded that the the girl in the picture has a penis on her face. Thanks, just throw that physics Nobel Prize on the pile next to the others.
Sexy Sadie is way naked at MrSkin.com.
Eva's there too, sans wiener.
