We hear sharks like meat that is a bit expired, devoid of any substance or nutrition, and a bit salty. And though Heidi Montag would probably take the top spot on a list of celebrities who fit all those descriptions, it was Ryan Seacrest who got nibbled on by a baby Jaws. Still, a solid choice. Reports The San Francisco Chronicle:
"American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest is recovering after a shark bit him this weekend.The TV personality was swimming in the ocean off California when the baby predator nibbled his foot.
He says, "I was bitten by a shark. … (There were) a thousand people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark."
According to the DJ, the tiny shark left a fragment of tooth behind — it's embedded in his foot, and he has the mark to prove it.
We find it funny that Seacrest said, "(There were) a thousand people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark." Mostly because every time we look at Ryan Seacrest we think, "There are over six billion people in the world, and he gets to be rich and famous?"
