A year ago, when darkness descended upon the world and golden-tressed power couple Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon called it quits, it was speculated that the wedge that drove them apart was suspiciously shaped like Australian blonde Abbie Cornish Game Hen. And now lo, these many months later, it appears that Ryan and Abbie have rekindled their illicit romance, and are now making it legit, complete with holiday shopping with the kiddies. The New York Daily News reports:
"They are a real couple. (The relationship) has really grown. [Abbie is] spending time with his kids (Ava, eight, and Deacon, four) – it's not like she's on the side. She's part of the family." And Phillippe's children appear to have warmed to Cornish, after they were snapped Christmas shopping together last weekend. A witness tells Us Weekly magazine, "Ava seemed very comfortable with Abbie. Ava picked a wreath, and Abbie put it around her head as a joke. They both were laughing." Another source adds, "Going out together and leaking a few photos is their discreet way of letting the public know it's official. It's not like you can send out a press release about these things."
Pffft. Sure you can! It's easy! Here.
For immediate release: Ryan Phillippe's seminal fluid, into the proverbial kangaroo pouch of Down Under doll Abbie Cornish!
The American public loves nothing more than the hearty soiling of their sweethearts. What better way to celebrate the holidays than observing cherubic Ryan Phillippe allowing his other woman to play house with his Withersprouts?
They're totally doing it! Will Ava strangle Abbie with that jaunty Christmas wreath? Will Reese impale her with her dangerously tapered chin? It's a holiday mystery . . .
