Let's say you're an actor. You had a promising career full of accolades, but that was quite some time ago. Since then you've had many, many personal problems, but people are starting to turn around in their opinion of you, mostly because you reunited with your one true love, a famous, beautiful actress who has had her own set of personal tribulations. But, see, the thing is, she's dying of cancer. And you're starting to look like a loving, sensitive man for being by her side. And then when she dies everyone feels sad for you. Until they hear that at her funeral you tried to get some action from your own daughter. An upcoming Vanity Fair article explains how Ryan O'Neal dealt with his pain at Farrah Fawcett's funeral:
"I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me," Ryan told me. "I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me–Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick.""That's our relationship in a nutshell," Tatum said when I asked her about it. "You make of it what you will." She sighed. "It had been a few years since we'd seen each other, and he was always a ladies' man, a bon vivant."
So you're at your girlfriend's very public funeral. You see a hot blonde. You say, "Hey baby, wanna help me get over this chick?" Then she calls you Daddy. Yep. We're pretty sure we saw that one, and we're pretty sure it starred Katie Morgan.
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You can always count on Ryan O’Neal to keep it fo’ real. Being in love means never having to say I’m sorry.
Truly a man among men