To the left, you'll see sometime actress and full time captain of the "ski team" Lindsay Lohan running down the street, cigarette in hand and bikini and high heel clad, in Miami on Wednesday. Four days after allegedly getting her appendix out. With no scar or incision to be seen. Perhaps there is a perfectly plausible explanation. For instance, maybe she is filming an upcoming remake of Logan's Run. It will be called Lohan's Run and the "Run" of the title will be taken quite literally. And instead of future citizens being beamed to their deaths on their thirtieth birthdays, they will try their damndest to reach death before their thirtieth birthdays via a steady diet of hard liquor and Marlboros coupled with 5 A.M. banquette dancing and things like, oh, running down the street in a bikini four days after major surgery.
CORRECTION: Apparently, this picture is from Dec. 30. Eh, whatever. She's still a maroon.
Lindsay is looking mighty healthy at MrSkin.com.
