The talented and sexy Rosario Dawson seems to have turned out OK. She seems polite and together. We've never seen her, cooze out, falling out of a cab, she's never been to jail, and as far as we know, she's never had sexual intercourse with Brandon Davis. So what did Rosario's mother do to raise her so well? She licked her. You heard us. IMDb says:
She tells the New York Times, "My mom licked me – that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didnít listen or if she wanted to get my attention, sheíd lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My momís a six-foot-tall amazon and sheíd say, 'You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,' and sheíd lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. Itís not spanking, but it definitely works."
And that's why Lindsay Lohan is such a rotten brat today. Dina never licked her. She just used her mouth to pick her up by the scruff of her neck and gently place her in a basket full of yarn balls. You know what happens to kids who are spoiled like that. They end up in a burlap sack at the bottom of the crick, that's what.
