Paris Prefers Her Peeners Big and Porny

Paris Hilton's initial thought upon viewing the dangling dong of Ron Jeremy: "The casting director for 1 Night in Paris really messed up. I am definitely starring opposite that in my next film."

Just like Joe Francis, Ron Jeremy has learned one thing over the past few Paris-obsessed years: If you need to sell a product, Paris Hilton's boobs are the best marketing plan. Page Six reports:

Porn legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago - that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" during a party at the Chateau Marmont. Hilton "asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women's bathroom," Jeremy says in his new autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," out next week from HarperEntertainment. "We squeezed into an empty stall, they pulled up their shirts, I unbuckled my pants, and after seeing my [organ], Bijou turned to Paris and wondered aloud, 'Could this be considered cheating?' " Jeremy, who says he's bedded more than 4,000 women, adds: "Being a true gentleman, I never confirmed or denied the [Page Six] story. Later, at a party in Las Vegas, I overheard Paris loudly exclaiming to Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst that she had seen my penis. So now I feel comfortable telling the story."

We like the idea of Paris at Hyde, taking a break from table dancing to loudly gush to every D-list crap rocker in earshot about her brief encounter with the legendary Ron ramrod. Sure, "I flashed my tits for Ron Jeremy's penis" is no "I got fucked in the butt for coke," but they'd both make great t-shirts. Someone call Kitson.

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