If You Want Some Booby and You're Very Hungry, Come On, Sugar, Whip it Out

Old men and foxy young models is a popular pairing in famous-people land, and one of our favorite old/young couples is old gray rooster Rod Stewart and his child bride Penny Lancaster, and News of the World got some hot shots of the two on a boat in the Mediterranean. While on board, it seems Rod got a hankering for hooter and Penny was happy to oblige:

As hungry Rod nipped along the deck towards her, Penny, 37, pulled down her pink sun-dress and popped out a boob. The 63-year-old star went ga-ga at the sight of it and cheekily latched on. One onlooker said: “What made it even weirder was the fact Rod was wearing an all-pink outfit too.”

When you're a sweet and nubile little thing, entering into a romance with a gruff and ruggedly aging superstar probably seems like a fine idea, but a few years into the marriage and your man has lost most of his molars and you find yourself bypassing the "grinding up his canning peaches in the Cuisinart" stage and hurtling straight into breastfeeding. Katie Lee Joel, welcome to your future, won't you come inside?

Full NSFW boob suckery under the cut.