Now is the time in Hollywood when we deny. Robin Wright Penn and Pamela Anderson have come forth to deny recent claims against them. Of charges that husband was caught double-dipping in Siberian soil, Wright Penn says:
"This is laughable; it didn't happen."
And of the pregnancy/divorce rumors, Pam scoffs:
"I wish him the best. It's a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms . . . No more kids. No more kids."
So . . . by that, does she mean that she does not have half a Rick Salomon festering in her babymaker? Or does she mean that any and all future husbands will not engage in such juvenile behaviors as putting a night-vision ding dong into Paris Hilton or rapping onstage with a midget?
