The next time you happen upon a rerun of Northern Exposure, you will not look at Rob Morrow and think, "What ever happened to that guy?" You'll look at him and think, "That's the guy who fondled himself while being interviewed by the boozer from Will & Grace."
Rob Morrow. Seems like a pretty average guy, right? Well, unless you know that the jackass named his daughter Tu Morrow. Tu effin' Morrow. Then the following story seems right in character. The National Enquirer reports:
Megan Mullally will never forget her worst-ever talk show guest. She recently spoke about him to late night host Conan OíBrien, without naming the culprit.But The Enquirer has learned she was blasting former ìNorthern Exposureî star Rob MorrowÖ
ìSo, he gets there and heís wearing, like, the craziest outfit Iíve ever seen, which included a pair of red sweatpants. Shiny, like, sweatpants with pockets,î Megan told Conan.
ìHe sits on the couch and puts his hand in his pocket and starts – he starts jiggling with his (privates). Like while Iím talking to him.
While Iím interviewing him, heís jiggling!îÖ
ìThe camera guys were on high alert and the entire crew was just waiting for a slip-up, or worse – a slip-out!î
Yes, the idea of someone possessing a marginal amount of fame jacking off through his sweatpants in full view of cameras is amusing, but what we're really interested in here is what brand those sweatpants were. Our money's on American Apparel.
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