Have you already Fandangoed your advance tickets for New Moon? Oh, excellent, then you probably also tape every episode of Army Wives and own an extensive collection of sweatshirts festooned with embroidered Disney characters . Which means you crave news about Robert Pattinson! And we have some! Having the most artfully purposeful stubble since George Michael has really paid off for RPattz—he’s been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. That means he’s in good company, with hunks like Mark Harmon and the incredibly erotic Nick Nolte. Furthermore, prettyboy says he’ll show you his ding dong. Via our own personal Sexiest Gossip Alive, FemaleFirst, when Pattz was asked about nudity in film:
“I think it would depend on what it is. And I don’t think a lot of people would really want to see that. I think it would ruin the illusion!”
Yeah, we’ve already seen Pattinson nude in Little Ashes, and although we only see dick root, it looks like he could use an illusion. Maybe some trimming at the base. Or a complicated set-up of mirrors and a false-bottom box.
OMFG! IT’S PATSY AND KSTEW AND TAYLOR AND DAKOTA FANNING AND OTHER PEOPLE! NEW MOON RED CARPET PREMIERE! SO GLAMOROUS! SO SEXY! SO TOTES THE SHIZNIT!
