Today we could talk about Chris Brown, who is still A ASSHOLE, going on Larry King Live and saying, “Oh, that night I beat the shit out of Rihanna? Nope, doesn’t ring a bell,” then saying that Larry tricked him into being forgetful with the devious tactic of asking a question multiple times. Diabolical! But we’re not here for that kind of deep shit. At least not today. Today we’re here for the boobs. Rihanna’s boobs. Sure, they’re covered in pretty large pasties, but that’s better than being covered in a pretty large piece of burlap. So quit yer whining, you big baby. Underboob is still nice to behold, especially when it belongs to a woman who has recently restored the nation’s belief in justice. Oh, and it doesn’t hurt that she’s 21 and smoking hot. Because while we appreciate their struggles, we’re not too interested in seeing most of the nation’s downtrodden reveal underboob.
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Well, at least she had a better fashion consultant than Chris Brown. That man looked like he was straight from the do-wop revival of Branson, Missouri. Jesus! That shit was out of place in the 50’s where it was spawned. If he was trying to look innocent, then Mission: Epic Fail, Bitches! Rihanna here looks like she could take on the whole bar without a sweat and enjoy a cool one before tearing up the next place.
Someone just beat Chris Brown into the ground. Enough with that dink!
hey moron its AN ASSHOLE. AS IN YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE U DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING WORD… AN. GET IT DUMBASS. AN ASSHOLE AN ASSHOLE AN ASSHOLE. FUCK.
and we already knew he was A lying asshole anyway. why the fuck are u so suprised? r u as stupid as he and rhianna put together?
He still is a asshole. But underboob? Underwhelmed.
I’d hit that…
We don’t mean to upset you, festie. A ASSHOLE (in all caps) is reserved for the worst specimens of human beings. They are so despicable they don’t deserve proper grammar. So far, only Chris Brown and Howard K. Stern have earned such a distinction with their disgusting behavior.
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