And now that we've pumped up your boner with talk of naked Julianne Moore, we're going to give you a metaphorical kick in the nuts to deflate it. You will never, ever see Rihanna's rib cushions, not even in one of those lame "See Rihanna Topless" teases you see in FHM or some such. And all because her mama's a big ol' prude. According to The San Francisco Chronicle:
R&B star Rihanna has vowed never to pose for a naked photo shoot, because her mother would "kill" her.Although the singer has proved she isn't shy about shedding her clothes in the name of work – she appeared wearing just gold body paint for her 2007 "Umbrella" video – she refuses to strip off for a magazine.
She tells MTV.co.uk, "My mother would kill me if I posed nude!
"When I did that metallic body paint stuff for my "Umbrella" video, I didn't do it to show my body. I didn't do it for people to like me. I did it because it was a cool visual, unexpected, and it looked hot.
"I have done a lot of photo shoots for magazines but it's always great to be shot for a cover because you know that you are looked at as a fashion icon."
There comes a time in every young girl's life when she has to say, "You know what, Mom? You're not the boss of me. I can do whatever I want to do!" For some girls this means smoking, for others it means dating a leathered biker named Hound Dog. Rihanna should consult these girls and learn to embrace her womanly independence. The only way you're going to stick it to mama and all her "rules" is to let those funbags fly, honey.
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