Those Rihanna nude pics? Yeah, she's not too happy about those. She's so mad, she's all like, "Yeah, Chris Brown, yeah? You think you're cool. I'll show you cool. I'm gonna show the world your teeny weenie and tell everyone you suck in bed. Take that, puny prick." According to Bossip:
ìShe says sheís going to release her own photos of Chris. She has less-than-flattering nude pics of him that she plans on leaking. Rihanna says heíll be really embarrassed,î Rihannaís pal said. The source informed that Rihanna sets this plan once after she has calmed down from the rage after the leak of her nude photos.Not only pictures, Rihanna also reportedly plans to reveal Chrisí sexual performance to make him ashamed. Rihanna is already telling friends that Chris was a clumsy novice at lovemaking until ìshe taught him everything he knows.î The pal added, ìSheís going to ruin his sexy image.î
Obviously the embarrassing quality of these photos is that Brown's member is a midge. But we can hope for more. Like costumes. Costumes involving a Viking helmet and assless chaps. Or maybe the pics will reveal that he has a very ill-advised tattoo. Maybe Taz pissing on Calvin pissing on an ankh?
DISCLAIMER: CelebNewsWire in no way believes that Rihanna is planning on releasing nude photos of Chris Brown, embarrassing or otherwise. We also still don't really believe that those supposed Rihanna nudes are actually her. We do, however, still believe that Chris Brown is A ASSHOLE.
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I'm unsure also about whether or not they are photos of her, but your comment about the tattoos is incorrect, as she has only one tattoo that I've seen, the one under her right arm of a gun. That and the nipple ring in the right nipple make it more likely to be her.
I agree though, that the lack of a face in the shot is suspicious.