So. Rihanna. You think you saw her naked, right? We’re not so sure. We still don’t trust nudie pictures without a face. Just too sketchy. But we’re willing to leave it open to debate. Maybe the intention of those pictures was to keep us guessing. Maybe Chris Brown has a really rare fetish wherein he likes his naked chicks decapitated (at least we hope that’s rare). Who knows. But this. This we don’t buy. AT ALL. After the cut is a short clip that is reportedly from a Rihanna sex tape. But honey, no. This here is some chick from the Bronx whose boyfriend said, “You look like that Rihanna. She’s hot right now. I could make a lot of money if you let me tape us having sex. I’ve got this sweet camera from like 1999. I swear I’ll buy you shit when I make lots of money off of our fake Rihanna sex tape. You like candy necklaces, right?” Watch the NSFW clip yourself after the cut.
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You know people as a species are gullible, but this is just ridiculous.
It's weird. The video still worked even though it wasn't Rihanna. It's almost like it doesn't matter if a girl is famous or not if she's naked.
That looks no more like Rihanna than I do. Watch it turn out to be her now…
that's lavish styles. a porn star. funny…i mistook her from our postage meter rep when i first saw her.
Hey how did celebnewswire know I would watch the tape anyway?
Because we're very very smart, Bobby. Very very smart.
The name of the chick is Lavish Styles, porn star