Last week brought us R&B star Cassie showing off her pierced biz. It was nice. We liked it. The part we really liked was the fact that even in the act of spreading her shorn snizz to show us where pee comes from, she was able to get her face in the shot. There is no mistaking who belongs to those organs. The same cannot be said for the lovely and talented Rihanna. Rihanna nudes were leaked Friday, and normally we'd drop everything and post 'em, but the fact that her face doesn't appear in the same shot as the butt, nor boobs, nor back beaver, made us highly suspicious. Don't forget that Rihanna has about a dozen tattoos, and the naked bits in the pics have zero. Throwing in a couple of random candids of Rihanna's face separated from the bod was a nice touch, though. "Look! There she is! Incontrovertible evidence!" Here's hoping Rihanna's camp "leaks" a few pics of Chris Brown's grinning face alongside a couple of shots of a dude with a micropenis and a Creed tattoo. Oh, and click "more" for the n00dz. Warning: they are very NSFW. Another warning: they are nice as hell.
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"Talented" and "lovely" Rihanna?
You must be delusional, chap. She's the closest I can think of a celebrity skank. And about talent, the only one sha has is the one of bitching and f**cking for spotlight. She can'tr sing. She can't dance. She's pure trash and to dress in Vuitton won't change the fact she's pure dirt. These leaked pics are just her. Cheap who', and nothing more.
"Talented" and "lovely" Rihanna?
You must be delusional, chap. She's the closest I can think of a celebrity skank. And about talent, the only one sha has is the one of bitching and f**cking for spotlight. She can'tr sing. She can't dance. She's pure trash and to dress in Vuitton won't change the fact she's pure dirt. These leaked pics are just her. Cheap who', and nothing more.
Did she break one of your Barbies or something?
Those sheets are from IKEA.. heh!
Nah, man: it's just that I can't stand fakeness and she is that from head to toe. If people like that kind of stripper faking singing ("perform" they define it) well at least let them admit she just can't decode when somebody fakes singing onstage. She is up to spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Although she is undeniably beautiful, she lacks any other quality- mainly brain, real talent, and selfconsciousness. All this media circus about her is just degrading and given to somebody undeserving. I like real music. Real artists. real women. And I stopped playing with dolls as I reached puberty, you know.
Out of that, if u like untalented skanks, that's your entitlement. But then, get the criticism, and live with it. She's a useless whore.