Ring-hanna

Rihanna's got a reputation as a good girl–a teetotaling sweetheart teen who eschews Hollywood excess in favor of ice cream socials and lime rickeys with that nice Chris Brown boy. So it comes as a bit of a surprise to see pictures of Rihanna in a see-through shirt that highlights not only her bralessness, but a nipple ring. You know what type of folks have nipple rings, right? That's right. Gay men. And aging goths who have taken 9 to 5 jobs and keep one nipply link to their Bauhaus-laden real lives hidden under their suits. Though that doesn't explain why she's wearing a parachute on the red carpet. Maybe the nipple ring is actually a ripcord.