Hang It Up, Jamie Foxx

You know how when you do karaoke, there's always the one random drunk hefty guy in a baseball cap who insists on jumping up and grabbing the mic away from strangers like, "I'm jus' gonna sing backup, dude! Woo! HERE I AM! RAAAAACK YOU LIKKA HUR'CANE! WOOOOOOO!" That's Jamie Foxx. He takes the stage, he chews the scenery, and everyone groans. Even Rihanna is sick of his horseshit. Page Six reports:

JAMIE Foxx . . . laid into Rihanna during a party at Tao in Las Vegas the other night. "Jamie took over the microphone and started doing a show. Halfway through, he asked Rihanna to join him onstage," said our spy. Rihanna declined, but Foxx continued to badger her." The deejay played "Umbrella" and "She got up to leave, and Jamie told the deejay to stop the record," said our source. Foxx shouted, "You can't go while your song is playing. Relax." Our witness said, "Rihanna stayed and pretended to enjoy herself, but it was so obvious she was fuming. As soon as the song was over, she got the hell out of there."

Given Foxx's propensity to do unprompted imitations of other artists, we're surprised he didn't just whip on some lipstick and a dress and sing "Umbrella" himself. The one good thing that could come of that would be the possibility of Chris Brown cold cocking him in the kisser.*

* Was that joke out of line? We can't even tell anymore.