The rumors are swirling: Chris Brown and Rihanna got secretly married! He's beaten her up before! He's copping a plea! The L.A. County DA has allegedly received all the info for the Chris Brown-Rihanna assault case today, whether or not he'll be charged is up in the air. You still don't think he's A ASSHOLE? TMZ has some more info about the attack:
FOX 11 in L.A. obtained LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the case. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt.
Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective's notes.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see."
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."
Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you."
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.
We're sure they're going to throw the book at him. And by that we mean a Little Golden Book. Perhaps The Poky Little Puppy or if they're really mad, There's a Monster at the End of This Book. They'll throw it and it will gently tickle when it hits him and then it will bounce to the floor. That's what you get, Chris Brown.
UPDATE: He's been charged with two felonies and will be arraigned this afternoon. Guess that book was bigger than we thought. Bigger than Captain Underpants, even.
