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The Only Rihanna Pics We DON'T Want to See

brown_rihanna_dance.jpgLike Natalie Imbruglia, we're torn. On one hand, the person who leaked the official police photographs of Rihanna's injuries from when Chris Brown popped the snot out of her is a scumbag, messing with the investigation, and we're sure Rihanna probably doesn't feel so hot about having the world see her injuries. On the other hand, we're all for anything that makes Chris Brown look like A ASSHOLE, though he doesn't really need any assistance there. At any rate, we reached a compromise: we won't host the pic of Rihanna beat up, but we'll link to it (at TMZ). We warn you, though, it's a huge bummer. We're sitting here trying to think of an end joke to lighten the mood a little. Uh . . . the contusions on the sides of her forehead kind of look like little horns? The kind baby goats have? And baby goats are cute? Sure, let's go with that. P.S. Chris Brown is A ASSHOLE.

UPDATE: Let's cheer things up further with some pictures of topless supermodels Adriana Lima et al in DT magazine. That's the kind of "knockout" we can get behind! Har har!

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  1. Posted February 20, 2009 at 10:26 pm | Permalink

    It's 'AN ASSHOLE' and I agree Chris Brown is a major one. Beating up a lovely woman like her or any other woman for that matter shows how low you are in the human chain. Somebody put some smack into that jerk, please!

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