It's Not a Boo-Boo; It's Rihanna's Boob-Boob

As it turns out, that demi-moon of Rihanna areola we saw the other day was a true anomaly--she normally hides those things under a hearty layer or two of medical adhesives. She recently let InStyle magazine in on her #1 beauty secret:

"I love Band-Aids. They are great for shoe blisters, as nipple covers and also for nail mishaps - people just think you have a cut."

Repeat vagina flashers have a lot to learn from the wit and wisdom of Rihanna. Just think of all the agony and embarrassment that could have been avoided had Britney Spears suited up with a few well-placed bandages over her clammola. They even have the advantage of giving you a free wax if you rip them off fast enough. "I'm like Rihanna, y'all! People will just think I have a cunt!" she'll say happily.

* CelebnewsWire Blog-Writing Tip #682: when your story lacks humor and entertainment, just turn it around and make a "Britney is a hillbilly!" joke. We recommend starting out by employing some sort of prop: Starbucks cup, cystic acne, Barbie weave, Frito Lay products. Then just let your imagination run wild! The sky's the limit! Eat your heart out, Copyblogger!



Whoa, mama, it's Rihanna at MrSkin.com.