The awesomely radical Rihanna walked around in New York City yesterday while loose-fisted ex Chris “A ASSHOLE” Brown picked up horse pies as part of his battery community service over in Virginia. Brown may have been wearing a bright orange vest and a pair of weeding gloves but Rihanna opted for an even more utilitarian outfit consisting of a giant necklace featuring her own name, a Balki Bartokomous goatherding vest, and a bullring in her nipple. You know what they say, “success is the best revenge”! Or is that “living well is the best revenge”? No, it’s nipple rings. Nipple rings are the best revenge. I think Henry James wrote that.
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Yuck. Nipple rings are a turn-off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake me up when it’s something below the belt or involving a chain.
Well I think this proves for once and all that the huge set of Rihanna Cell Phone pics and videos supposedly leaked by Chris Brown
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7477277
were definitely her. You couldn’t mistake that Alien Head for anyone else. How many were like – oooh they are fakes, she doesn’t have a nip ring.
HAHAHA – gotcha!