Yesterday, Chris Brown was officially sentenced for knocking Rihanna’s block off. He’ll get 5 years probation, a year of domestic abuse classes and 1,400 hours of community service. We knew this, but what we didn’t know is the whole story of what happened that fateful day in that fateful car. TMZ has the full police report, and man. All we can say is WHAT A ASSHOLE.
. . . the victim then faced the defendant and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving. As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand.”
Rihanna told cops the “assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car.”
Brown placed Rihanna in a headlock while he drove, then bit her on her left ear. The car eventually stopped and Rihanna took the keys out of the ignition, and Brown began to punch her again in the face and arms. He placed her in a headlock and started applying pressure to her carotid artery. She couldn’t breathe and began to lose consciousness. She tried freeing herself, and Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her.
Think nobody could be a bigger bowel movement than Chris Brown? Dig, if you will, some of the refined comments from TMZ users:
if he never hit nobody before her then it’s her fault.
why don’t u guys tell about how she slapped him and beat on him in previous incidences. She is no innocent victim here, she started it, and then when she got her ass beat, she screams foul. Sick of her and she will do it again with the next guys, just wait and see.
wow, she sounds like a little Bit–, If your man enough to talk crap to a guy then you should be man enough to get your ass kicked. You dont want your ass kicked you say? then shut up and act like a lady and I’ll act like a gentleman!
Thank you for the thought-provoking commentary, America. A question: is it hard to type with the end of your ivory-tipped cane while peering through a monocle? Because that is some classy shit.
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I’m surprised this animal got five years when he should’ve gotten at least ten years hard labor and a permanent restraining order against ever having contact with Rihanna on pain of death! Bad enough to hit your woman in a fit of anger. What this shit did goes above and beyond mere anger management and consoling. This guy needs to be put away hard!
And as for the geniuses who gave the little love notes about the verdict…I’m guessing a few moms are wishing their husbands should’ve pulled out fast enough to save them the grief of watching their kids act like asses. Sometimes birth control can be a godsend!
needs his nuts cut off before he can reproduce. and she probably shouldnt have kids either considering she was stupid enough to want him back.