Rehab! Catch the fever! Yesterday People.com reported:
"Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles," the rep said in a statement. "He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."
Well, crud. There goes our usual Friday morning, during which we get bagels and eat them on Richie's lawn with a pair of binoculars pointing into his bathroom, wearing our Slippery When Wet shirt and carving his likeness into our ribs with the guitar pick he threw at the Anaheim concert of the Stranger in This Town tour. What do you think he's in rehab for? Because we think he's addicted to our love. Call us, Sambo!
