February 2nd, 2005. The day love died. Yesterday, Heather Locklear filed for divorce from Richie Sambora. No reasons were cited for the split, but we can assume that it was either a fight over the bronzing powder or a heathed battle over whose highlights were more "buttery".
Yes, after eleven long years full of laughter and tears, Sammy Jo Carrington and the axemaster providing the hot lixx behind Jon Bon Jovi are calling it quits. The pair wed in France in 1994 and their daughter Ava was born in 1997. Maybe they grew apart. Maybe the strain of constant touring got to Heather. Maybe she finally sat down and took a long, hard listen to his music. Or maybe, just maybe, after years of speculation, Heather admitted that size does, indeed matter, and after being married to Tommy Lee subsequent husbands were like holding a Good N' Plenty up to a Vienna Beef brat. We're just grateful to Brad and Jen and Charlie and Denise for being the forerunners and making us jaded; cushioning this blow. Otherwise you all would have to come over to our office and shove a wallet in our mouths to quell our jerky, sobbing spasms.
Heather's Good N' Plenties at MrSkin.com.
