The New York Post's blind items are so cryptic. For the better part of the morning, we've been perched in our seats staring at this one, back and neck stiffened with deep concentration, brow furrowed, teeth digging into lower lip:
Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.
Damn you, New York Post! Why must you be so vague? Why couldn't you add some specific details so we could figure out this inpenetrable riddle?
Why are we linking to Nicole Richie at MrSkin.com here? Oh, no reason.
