"Wah! My son likes his closeted gay almost step-daddy better than he likes his closeted gay real daddy! Wah!" So says Ryan Phillippe, according to OK! (via Celebitchy):
According to a family friend, the kids love Jake so much that when itís time for Reese to hand them over to Ryan, little Deacon canít stop talking about Jake. ìItís Jake did this, Jake brought mommy flowers and coffee, Jake says we should recycle,î the friend tells OK!Itís reportedly taking itís toll on Ryan. ìRyan called Reese and suggested she stop letting him (Jake) spend so much time with the kids,î the insider tells OK! ìHe was pretty irate on the phone. Reese barely let him finish the sentence before she shot back that what she does with her personal life is her business.î
We can see how that would get pretty annoying. A three-year-old constantly bragging, "Jake smells like bubblegum, Jake has a picture of George Clooney in his wallet, Jake says you're responsible for the destruction of the rainforest," would really get on your nerves.
And in other Reese news, yesterday WENN brought us this headline: "Witherspoon's Eye Blister Stops Shooting." Well, thank God. It could've hit someone. And blood leaves a stain. Just look at Britney.
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