Reese and Jake Live in Sin. Boring, Boring Sin

Remember when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were first secretly hooking up and the media went completely bananas and everyone stayed up for weeks, mad with imagining the possibilities of our two most comely stars doing it? Photographers high on Red Bull staked their every move, just hoping to get the money shot of the two together? Yes? Remember those days? Well, the pairing of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal is the exact opposite of that. They've been dating for several months now (really?) and they just moved in together (for real?) Celebitchy reports:

Reese Witherspoon and her two children have just moved into a £1.9 million house in the cosmopolitan district of “Notting Hill” to be closer to her love Jake Gyllenhaal.

The romantic 32-year-old star, which was considered as the Hollywood’s highest paid actress, took a four-month break from work so she can be closer to Brokeback Mountain actor Jake, who is currently filming in London.

Ugh, these two are so boring that we're practically falling asleep typing this. Their love nest is probably a giant den of bland. They sit around cuddling in a respectful way and discuss whether or not to get the taupe or loden sofa and then enjoy some plain Triscuits and water while watching Grey's Anatomy.



You can see Reese Witherspoon naked at MrSkin.com. No foolin'.