Ohmigod, Reese and Jake are, like, so the perfect couple! Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I can't believe they are really, really dating! This is so exciting! I hope they get married and have lots of cute little babies and make movies together about, like, really pretty rich people who adopt injured puggles or squirrels or bunnies or something. Ohmigod, this is, like, so awesome! We were so wrong about that Toothy Tile thing. Jake obviously loves snatch.
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LOL. Too funny. But thanks, I'll still believe that he's hot and straight, she's cute and nice, and that they are having tons of hetero sex.
But if he wanted to be gay, that'd be okay with me too. Wouldn't make him any less hot. Maybe more hot. I can't decide. Maybe he could send me video so I can make an informed decision.