Gyllenhaal Debeards Again

Hey, did you remember that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were supposedly porking? We didn't. They're kind of like the relationship equivalent of Julia Roberts's belly full o' fetus and a Cinderella song all wrapped in one: we didn't know what we had until it was gone. Reports Us Weekly:

Though sources say the duo, who began dating in March (five months after her split from Ryan Phillippe, 32), had been getting serious in recent weeks – he bonded with her two kids and met her mom – Us Weekly has learned the couple have cooled.

“She has either called it off or is just taking a break,” says a Witherspoon source.

The hitch? If may have been too much, too soon for the actress, 31, still smarting from her divorce.

“She cares for Jake, but the timing is crappy,” says the insider. “She doesn’t have enough emotional space for him right now.”

Sources say the star – who has been hunkering down at home because “she’s worried that when she’s in public, everyone’s talking about her failed marriage” – is staying strong for the kids.

Alas, it seems it will be just the three of them for a while longer.

A source says that Gyllenhaal recently told a buddy: “I’m single.”

We're sorry we just can't muster up any enthusiasm for the mingling (or de-mingling, as it were) of groins between two people who are reportedly a joyless fun murderer (her) and a castoff from Matthew McConaughey's boy toy collection (him). Also, it's just like us to lose interest in Jake just moments after we've finally learned how to spell Gyllenhaal. We guess that "Spell Difficult Surnames" class we took at the learning annex was a waste of $49.95 and a Friday afternoon.

Get a load of Reese's pieces at MrSkin.com.

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Typical scumbag gossip blog. I am sure Jake, a very talented actor and sexy guy, could care even less about you idiots

Posted by: AS | June 21, 2007 01:56 PM

Thank god poor put-upon Jake Gyllenhaal has noble people like you to defend him on blogs! Onward, ye noble knight atop your steed!

Posted by: Jimbo | June 21, 2007 03:04 PM

Hi all!

I can't be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don't have anything to say recently.

Bye

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