One of the first things we read this morning was a headline that stated "Rebecca Romijn loves X-rated sex." Just contemplate that for a moment. Roll it around in your mind as if you were swirling a fine glass of scotch. Now think of the fact that all that X-rated sex is being wasted on the fat kid from Stand by Me. Kind of ruins the effect, doesn't it?
We're a little wary of this item, as it came to us from News of the World via FemaleFirst, two sources who use the Random Celebrity Gossip Generator to come up with some pretty far-fetched stories. We swear we've seen the generator choose the words "Angelina Jolie," "dildo," "monkey," and "peanut-butter sandwich" and mold them into a believable story. But as it's a sad, nipless Monday morning and famous ladies don't seem to be in the sexiest of moods, we'll run with it. It does make for some nice mental images, after all. These are the words that purportedly escaped from the perefectly formed lips of one Rebecca Romijn:
I love to be nude and I love sex. Being a dominatrix in the bedroom, sex in cars and in public places all turn me on. And I love fantasising about being naked on an island with lots of other naked people.
Wow. And what about her favorite part of her body? Surprisingly it's her ears.
Having them kissed turns me on like nothing else. They're easily my most erogenous zone.
We take back any doubts we may have had about the Random Celebrity Gossip Generator; it now surpasses the Flowbee as our favorite invention of the past twenty years.
Now that you're imagining Rebecca naked, see her for yourself at MrSkin.com.
