Rebecca Romijn Hops on the Twin Train (Traijn?)

Another celebrity paid a guy in a lab coat to create zygotes in a petri dish and then cram then up her muff! Awww, who said romance was dead? Smoking hot fox Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and That Fat Kid from Stand By Me are expecting twin girls. Take it away, People:

Rebecca Romijn and her husband, Jerry O'Connell, are expecting twins, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The babies are due this winter. A source tells PEOPLE that both babies will be girls. The twins were conceived without the help of in vitro fertilization or the fertility drug Clomid, a source close to the couple also says.

Oh, come on. Like we're supposed to believe that a couple in their mid 30s who have been trying to conceive for years just happened to defy the odds and get pregnant with twins despite the 1% chance of doing so, amid a passel of other Hollywood couples such as Brangelina and Lopezthony and Nancy Grace and whoever the dude is who married Nancy Grace magically getting knocked up with miracle babies. Like it's not enough that these people are wealthy beyond anyone's wildest dreams and physically perfect, we're supposed to believe they can whip up identical cherubs from heaven in the wink of an eye. Please leave the effortless baby conception to us ugly trashy people. We're good at it. It's the only thing we got, man.



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