Rebecca Romijn recently appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien to promote Ugly Betty. But what she was really promoting, we think, was masturbation. Conan asked about fan letters, and she cheerfully replied:
"I got a series of letters from a guy who would go on and on, in very strange bubbly, cursive handwriting, about my 'luscious melons'. ''Dear Rebecca, I love to look at pictures of you and your luscious melons. I would like to see a picture of your luscious melons in a pink bikini or maybe your luscious melons in a black bikini. When's your birthday? Mine's February 2nd. What's your favourite food? Back to your luscious melons… luscious melons… luscious melons…luscious melons.' It went on and on."
In a related story, a purple glitter pen and reams of paper with "Mr. Rebecca Romijn. Mr. and Mrs. Rebecca Romijn. Rebecca Romijn-Tucci" were found in the home of Stanley Tucci.
Rebecca's naked, luscious melons are ripe at MrSkin.com.
