This story hit yesterday, but we were waiting for Fleshbot to post the whole thing. It’s up (link sooo NSFW), so here goes. A sex tape leaked to the internet featuring Noxema girl/Antonia Marchette/kid-killer Rebecca Gayheart, former Miss USA/Celebrity Rehab contestant Kari Ann Peniche, and Rebecca’s husband McSteamy, aka Eric Dane. Oh, wait. Sorry. Not a sex tape. A naked frolic tape. TMZ reports:
Kari Ann [says the video] was shot more than two years ago in her apartment. Kari Ann insists there was absolutely no sex involved — they played dress up and the two women then soaked together in a bathtub as Eric called “action” behind the camera.
Kari Ann says the video was stored on the hard drive of her computer, but stolen by [country singer] Mindy McCready, who was her roommate after the two completed a stint on the TV show “Celebrity Rehab.” Kari Ann says she got into an argument with McCready over money and believes the singer took her hard drive when she moved out. Kari Ann freaked out about certain personal information about her on the hard drive and filed a stolen property report with the LAPD.
Last month there was a summit between Eric, Rebecca, Kari Ann and Mindy. Their reps hammered out a deal as to who got what on the hard drive. Eric got full rights to the video and everyone assumed that was that … until the tape surfaced on the Internet yesterday.
If you’re pressed for time, Defamer has edited the full tape down to just the highlights, and aside from Gayheart saying she has to lie down due to her extreme highness, the best part is when Dane tells Peniche,
“You’re, like, a good hang. I see you on the street tomorrow, you’re one of Rebecca’s friends.”
Aw, that’s sweet. Normally the star of a medical drama and hawker of cold cream would turn their noses up and snub a fallen pageant queen on the street, but there’s nothing like a naked, drug-addled threesome to bridge the gaps between the cool crowd and the losers. It’s just like the end of The Breakfast Club!
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If only The Breakfast Club threesome had looked half as good as Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart… we have to settle for the 1980s Ally Sheedy, Molly Ringwald and Emilio Estevez.
I looked at it… how is this officially a sex tape? All McSteamy, his wife and the chick are doing are walking around naked and getting high. No rubbing, no kissing, no humping — nothing.
I was hoping this would be more along the lines of the Paris Hilton sex tape.
It’s not a sex tape. Read the story, goofbag!
It’s not a sex tape, all right. Sex tapes are actually entertaining with some kind of sex. This is just nudie parts most people would fast-forward for the ‘money shot’ scenes. I’ve seen better moments peeking at my next neighbor’s windows.
And I sense a lawsuit and possible dismissal from GREY’S coming. I am surprised that it’s not Katherine Heigl on the tape and the chopping block. Maybe she’s not into sex tapes…or maybe she has better security and better paid help!
A non-sex tape with Katherine Heigl would be preferable than blurry shots of McSteamy’s weenis.
Never watched Grey’s Anatomy, but they call that porker McSteamy? Eric needs to lay off the McNuggets and hit the gym.
No arguing there, but then again a naked Katherine Heigl with the mute ‘on’ would be even more enjoyable.
That’s what I was saying! Heigl definitely is a looker as opposed to the teeny-tittied, pixie-like Gayheart.
You get a woman who’s willing to double-team a hooker with you, that one’s a keeper.
The hooker had to be a birthday present. But whose?
Uh, calling Dr. Disappointing…no biggie! Literally
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