If you're a flight attendant looking to take care of your business when suddenly you find that dashing British actor Ralph Fiennes has followed you into the stall for a little mid-flight entertainment, what do you do? Shag him and then lie your ass off to save your job? Yeah, probably.
According to Imdb:
British actor Ralph Fiennes is at the centre of an airplane sex scandal after allegedly following a flight attendant into a toilet. The Constant Gardener star was on a long-haul journey from Australia to India late last month when he reportedly "became amorous" with 38-year-old Qantas stewardess Lisa Robertson. Her job is now in jeopardy after colleagues spotted her leaving the same cubicle as the 44-year-old actor. In a statement obtained by British newspaper The Sunday Telegraph, Robertson says, "While conversing with Mr. Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr. Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later."
We're assuming the Telegraph statement continued a little something like this: But, Ms. Robertson, we understand that you and Mr. Fiennes were in the toilet for quite some time. How did you pass the time? "Mr. Fiennes possesses masterful debating skills, and I encountered a good amount of trouble convincing him to exit the stall. He tried to sway me by detailing his impressive acting roles, talking about Schindler's List and Harry Potter and all that, but last week I was home sick and I caught Maid in Manhattan on TBS and, seriously, who would ever want to sleep with the star of that?"
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