Sometimes we think headline writers are just fucking with us, trying to make us laugh when they're faced with crap gossip that is in no way interesting. And we can respect that. Making something funny out of something boring is hard work. So we greatly appreciate headlines like this one, from the San Francisco Chronicle:
Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend not enjoying prison
Oh my God, we're shocked. We thought prison was like a Hawaiian vacation, but with fewer beaches and more weight rooms. Or at least rich-people prison. But apparently jail is yucky. Raffaello Follieri's lawyer sent a letter to the judge stating:
Mr. Follieri reports that he is in a windowless dormitory with approximately 120 other men. He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. e.g., there is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.
We guess Raffy is learning that anal sex isn't exactly his bag when he's the one doing the receiving. It's a harsh lesson.
