Your mother and I aren't mad at you, Rachel Bilson. We're just disappointed. Bilson recently told Playboy that she is never going to appear nude in a movie:
Rachel Bilson almost didnít appear in The Last Kiss because she wonít do nudity/
ìMovies can be sexy or sexual without showing things,î the former O.C. star, 26, said in the issue out Friday. ìItís almost a deal breaker. The movie was rated R, and they like to put in nudity wherever they can, but Iím pretty strong willed and believe it can be avoided.î
Actually, that's pretty cool, because Rachel Bilson is so teeny and precious that she probably doesn't have privates anyway. She'd drop trou in a movie and instead of a vagina she'd have a golden retriever puppy cuddling a hedgehog in a shoe.
The most you'll ever see of dear Rachel is at MrSkin.com.