The celebrity gossip game is an ugly business. The road to blogdom is paved with cobblestones fashioned from Posh Spice's canned tan spackle, Tara Reid's botched lipo, and Helena Bonham Carter's fashion sense. It is with a heavy heart and trembling fingers, then, that we must type to you that the one truly good and pure and true thing in that crazy mixed up town we call Hollywood is over. Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up. A source snitched to Life & Style:
"They've been done for a few weeks. They are just done. Thatís all there is to it. Thereís no drama. They just ended it."
Great. It's only a matter of time before Mischa Barton hooks Rachel up with one of Cisco Adler's pallid, oily Whitestarr bandmates and Adam falls prey to the sharp beak and droopy tail feathers of Paris Hilton and her squawking posse. Pour a bit of your King Cobra out on the curb today, gentle reader, for Cuteness has died.
Grab a fork and dig into a heaping plate of Rachel, at MrSkin.com.
