If you're a fan of bare-breasted Nazis and beheadings that interrupt blowjobs (and, really, who isn't?), then you might want to take out your Virgin Mary statue or John Waters's half-eaten hot dog that you bought on eBay, whatever it is you pray to, and hope that the MPAA downs a couple gallons of tequila before screening Grindhouse, otherwise it may get an NC-17 rating. Says Page Six:
"Grindhouse" is actually two short movies – one directed by [Quentin] Tarantino, the other by [Robert] Rodriguez – with an intermission between them. During the break, a series of fake trailers will be shown for such fictitious titles as "Werewolf Women of the SS," directed by Rob Zombie."In one scene, a cute, topless girl is roughly tied down on a table by evil female Nazi experimenters who begin draining her blood and, as she screams in agony, they brand her like livestock with a coal-hot steel swastika," our source said. "And every girl in the Nazi concentration camp is topless."
Another trailer, directed by Eli Roth, of "Hostel" fame, is called "Thanksgiving," in which a town's celebration of Turkey Day is interrupted by a mad slasher.
"There's a part where Jordan Ladd [daughter of Cheryl Ladd of 'Charlie's Angels'] is in a car with her boyfriend and giving him [oral sex] when she lovingly reaches to stroke his hair and discovers his neck is just a bloody stump – some maniac had just cut off his head while she was in the act."
Later, a frisky cheerleader climbs onto a trampoline and begins stripping naked as she jumps up and down until she does a split and her skirt blows up without panties underneath. "You get the full 'Britney Spears-getting-out-of-the-limo view,' " our source says. Another jolting scene shows a grossly obese man chewing on a baby.
We won't be sure about this until we actually see the film, but we think we might have a plagiarism case on our hands, as that sounds remarkably close to the student film that got us kicked out of college, Grossly Obese Man Chewing on a Baby. It was pure genius.
