The Pussycat Dude

To the commenter who disputed our claim that the Pussycat Dolls are female impersonators: Take a look at this picture. Once you make your way past the bared boob, drink in the face. To be that douche who quotes Austin Powers and thinks they're so incredibly funny: It's a man, baby! Seriously, though, that's a dude. That Doll has more testosterone than Sylvester Stallone.