Psst . . . You Wanna Buy Some Naked Pictures of Nicolette Sheridan?

And in other naked lady news, one of Nicolette Sheridan's former friend (pfft! some friend!) is trying to peddle nudie shots of the Desperate Housewives star using rather interesting logic . . .

"I think they are beautiful pictures and they should be seen," says the anonymous male friend. "She doesn't want me to sell them. But the way I look at it, if Mr Blackwell named her the worst-dressed person, she might as well be the least-dressed person." Hey, buddy, if that logic helps you sleep at night, then who are we to judge? The mam-merchant's strategy is to simply sell to the highest bidder; so far Playboy has turned down the pics, but Hustler magazine is reportedly interested. Dissed!