Hey, Look! It's Prince Willy's Willy!

We've seen a lot of naked celebrity body parts over the years. Nipples here, ass cracks there, and during the whole low-rise-jean phase there were a lot of stray pubes sticking out of waistbands. We thought that the wide open beavers of Britney, Lindsay, and Paris had made us forever immune to being shocked or titillated by celebrity genitals. Apparently we were wrong. Today we saw the royal rod of Prince William. And we felt dirty. But, you know, in a good way. That man will be fucking King of England some day. And we just saw his dick! That is some heavy shit right there. Although we're pretty sure that if the internet and paparazzi had existed in Henry VIII's time, he probably would have had his own live-sex webcam feed. After the cut, join in the fun and see Prince William's wang. And as a bonus, also catch an eyeful of the dongs of Billy Crudup and former MTV jagoff Jesse Camp. It's a invertible cockucopia around here.