Britney Spears made a special surprise appearance on Letterman last night. She did the top 10 (”Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President”). This would be an exciting story if anyone watched David Letterman. And if anyone looked forward to his top 10 lists so they could discuss them in Chem class the next day. And if an array of billions of completely naked ladies weren’t available for free on the internet, so the sight of a pop singer in a bikini gave you enough spank material to last a semester. So, 1990.
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The video is a FAIL.
Epic Fail, meh. Monumental Epic Fail. Dave did better than this swill! (And Britney…never did.)
Kind of funny reading this sentence: “This would be an exciting story if anyone watched David Letterman”. Guess you haven’t been checking the ratings. Dave leads the tonight show in viewers and he’s got more than just a blog. Everyone has a blog, Dave’s got millions of dollars and his own network talk show. Just because you don’t watch him doesn’t mean others don’t and that’s millions of others.
True, but it still doesn’t make this particular segment funny. Millions watch TRANSFORMERS: THE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, but I know it won’t make the Oscars ‘Best Picture’ list unless the whole Academy is bribed or drugged!