Posh Pops 'Plants

Posh Spice has taken a page from the book of Pam Anderson and (possibly) temporarily removed her scone-like breast implants for the Spice Girls tour. What, is she just using them as shoe trees until the shows are over? Says Monsters and Critics:

Victoria Beckham reportedly had her breast implants removed to stop her boobs falling out on the Spice Girls tour.

Victoria, also known as Posh, was worried her ample bosom may pop out of her tight Roberto Cavalli outfits while performing the band's dance routines and decided to have her implants taken out to avoid any embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions.

A source is quoted as saying: "There is speculation she had her implants taken out for the tour so she can fit into the costumes without the risk of them falling out during some of the more energetic routines."

Victoria, 33, previously denied having a boob job until court papers were released in 2005 proving she had undergone surgery.

We've always maintained that Posh, with her immobile face and stiff limbs that probably make a satisfying, mechanical "click" when moved, is actually some sort of borg or, at the very least, a Go-Bot. So it would make sense that she would have the ability to snap body parts in and out at will, though we're not sure what her implants would transform into. Perhaps a dump truck. No, a Lamborghini Countach.

Related Topics: Victoria Beckham, plastic surgery rumors

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Tracked on April 12, 2008 02:17 PM

>>her boobs falling out on the Spice Girls tour<<

There wasn't any danger of her boobs falling out as they were completely immune to gravity. When will these B-grade celebrities learn that breasts aren't supposed to be perfectly hemispherical?

 Posted by: Spiral | December 11, 2007 03:49 PM

This disgusting and very, very. very ugly nobody shout be put down to sleep at her kennel.

 Posted by: belrggghhh | December 12, 2007 05:22 PM

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