Katie Holmes has been enjoying a girls-only vacation in Paris with her new Tom-approved BFF, Victoria Beckham. And reportedly, she told Victoria that even though baby Suri Nomiddlename is barely 5 months old, she is still "desperate" to have another child. No need to dream, little Katie. Just close your eyes, lie back, let the choloroform take over, and enjoy the romantic touch of the water pistol filled with Scientological donor seed flooding your womanhood. Just like the first time.
A highly questionable source told the UK's Daily Star that Katie, who has three sisters, would like Suri to experience the same sort of childhood full of a best girl friend from birth, and that she and Posh–who's notoriously dying for a girlchild–swapped theories on how to bake the fairer sex in your uterine oven:
"Katie was recommended to read Gender Giver by a friend who swears by Gardener's theories. She suggests surrounding yourself with female imagery and one of her top tips is to visit a burlesque show and applaud the female form. She showed the book to Victoria."
After which, the pair popped in a nice Sarah McLachlan CD and smeared each other in their menses while worshipping Mother Moon and weaving their own tampons out of hemp. The next day, they popped out twelve female babies. Yaaay!
Katie has so totally been nude at MrSkin.com.
Catch some Posh while you're there.
