Pitt and Aniston Pulling a Nick and Jessica?

He wants kids. She wants movies. She hates his friendship with Angelina Jolie. Apparently, Brad and Jen's marriage is the Pitts. Get it? PITTS? Hoo, what a clever play on words!

Everyone's abuzz with the rumors that Hollywood's golden couple, Brad and Jen, are on the rocks. 40-year-old Brad's biological clock is all ticky and he's got babies on the brain, while Jen wants to make movies while she's still young and toned. And allegedly, although Jen doesn't believe the rumors that her husband had an affair with notorious costar-screwer Angelina Jolie on the set of the upcoming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she was upset by a paparazzi pic of the two holding hands. Listen, it's time to stop blaming Angelina Jolie for the breakup of marraiges across the country!