Pink Wants to Live Up to Her Moniker

According to our gossip guide dog, FemaleFirst, "Pop star Pink hates wearing clothes and wishes the music industry would let her perform naked." If only! If only! Damn that confounded music industry and their hatred of taut, toned, naked flesh! When, when will evil overlords Sire and Atlantic, et al, release their artists from the shackles that bind them and set them free to doff their high-collared, ankle-grazing dresses, shapless capes, and bustles? Oh, if only sex could sell records!

It's nice to see that marriage hasn't slowed Pink down at all. And by "Pink", we mean both the pop singer and her vagina. It seems that Pink (and her vagina) has seen the success Christina Aguilera and Eva Longoria and Angelina Jolie have had with telling the media every last tiny detail about what goes in and out of their netherholes, so she shocks and awes with this gem:

"Why can't everyone just be naked? That's what I love about being the artist, if I had a casting couch for my videos, I'd be like, 'Take your shit off and shake it.'"

All right, missy, that's taking it a little too far. Wish for your own nudity, or foist your naked flesh upon us, but don't drag all those poor innocent hungry backup dancers down to your level, Pink. Keep your damn hippie free love to yourself.
Pink says yes to crack at MrSkin.com.