For the fourth day this week we bring you a blonde pop star donning a tiny little skirt and spreading her legs wide for the camera as she exits an automobile. But whereas Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday brought us up-close looks at Britney Spears's shorn snatch and C-section scar, Friday brings a more demure look, with Pink covering up her cootch with two whole layers of fabric. God, Pink, you're such a prude.
Pink has always been the rebel of the Britney/Christina/Jessica clan, but usually that's a good thing. Usually that means Pink would be the one to end up in a threeway relationship with a stripper named Bubbles and a Hell's Angel and would document her love with a webcam. But when the current norm for pop starlets is letting budding Planned Parenthood clinicians internet-wide use your lady parts to conduct at-home gyno exams, there isn't much that could top it. It's like if your dad is Cheech Marin, your rebellion has to come in the form of an Earth Crisis obsession or a Young Republicans membership card. So cheers to Pink for going against the grain and not displaying every fold of her labia, but jeers for, uh, not displaying every fold of her labia. We love rebellion and all, but not as much as we love public displays of genitalia.
TMZ shares our sentiments–and their photos.
Pink is a little less covered at MrSkin.com.
